If you play roller derby, grab on me when we are not playing, wink at me, and make a point to tell me you’re single during an irrelevant conversation, I’M GOING TO FUCKING THINK YOU’RE A LESBIAN AND GET ALL MY HOPES UP.
@13 hours ago
#but she is straight #but seriously #don't #stop that #i'm clearly gay #clearly. #don't fucking flirt with me if you're into dudes. #i'm frustrated #personal
@3 days ago
Apparently my dog thinks my booty makes an excellent pillow.
This morning I woke up but my arm was asleep and in my attempt to wake it up, I lifted it up and it fell on my face.
@4 days ago
@1 week ago
#we're on a first name basis with Ronald now #personal
Some of my derby team and Ronald.
P.S. please, please, please check out this organization, Girls on the Run.
There’s a TV show on Netflix called 30 Days and it is seriously one of my favorite shows ever.
It’s a reality show (which I usually can’t handle because I get stressed out watching them) in which they take an individual and have them live with someone for 30 days with a completely different point of view (ex. they placed a Christian man and had him live with Muslims).
It is truly incredible. I think people are just ignorant to other lifestyles and instantly see their ways as wrong. But when they are exposed to it for 30 days, like these folks, you see it differently.
It’s really good and I’d suggest you watch it if you get a chance.
@1 week ago