If you play roller derby, grab on me when we are not playing, wink at me, and make a point to tell me you’re single during an irrelevant conversation, I’M GOING TO FUCKING THINK YOU’RE A LESBIAN AND GET ALL MY HOPES UP.

@13 hours ago
#but she is straight #but seriously #don't #stop that #i'm clearly gay #clearly. #don't fucking flirt with me if you're into dudes. #i'm frustrated #personal 
@2 days ago
#cabin in the woods? #really? #personal 
Apparently my dog thinks my booty makes an excellent pillow.

Apparently my dog thinks my booty makes an excellent pillow.

@3 days ago
#personal 

This morning I woke up but my arm was asleep and in my attempt to wake it up, I lifted it up and it fell on my face.

@4 days ago
#personal 
Some of my derby team and Ronald.
P.S. please, please, please check out this organization, Girls on the Run.

Some of my derby team and Ronald.

P.S. please, please, please check out this organization, Girls on the Run.

@1 week ago
#we're on a first name basis with Ronald now #personal 

There’s a TV show on Netflix called 30 Days and it is seriously one of my favorite shows ever.

It’s a reality show (which I usually can’t handle because I get stressed out watching them) in which they take an individual and have them live with someone for 30 days with a completely different point of view (ex. they placed a Christian man and had him live with Muslims).  

It is truly incredible.  I think people are just ignorant to other lifestyles and instantly see their ways as wrong.  But when they are exposed to it for 30 days, like these folks, you see it differently.  

It’s really good and I’d suggest you watch it if you get a chance.

@1 week ago
#personal 

My derby team is in the process of creating our website, and I have to fill out a questionnaire, and oMG I HATE DOING THESE THINGS.

@1 week ago
#one of the questions is #what is your favorite type of music #fuck you #how does one describe their favorite type of music #it's impossible #personal 

Damnit, Illinois.  Just past the fucking marriage equality bill, already.

@1 week ago
#i'm feeling so emotional #i know i'm going to burst into tears the day i read that i can get married to my future boo #i was reading stuff about it and was getting teary eyed just thinking about it #it still blows my mind that i cannot get married #like if i went there with my boo they would actually deny us #hurry up illinois #personal 
@1 day ago with 47248 notes
#for future reference #personal 

I was at the grocery store, and I saw the girl who I had the BIGGEST crush on my freshman year of high school.

I saw her and immediately put my head down and B-lined it in the opposite direction.

There’s a .000001% chance she would even remember me (considering it was 7 years ago), but I still got these fucking butterflies in my stomach.

@2 days ago
#her eyes are incredible #holy fuck #and her smile #oh my god #and she was actually really funny #i'm in love aren't i? #personal 

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@3 days ago
#personal 

4 Immutable Laws

1. Whoever shows up are exactly the right people.

2. Whenever it begins is always the right time.

3. What ever we co-create here together is the only thing that can possible happen.

4. When it’s over, it’s over.

@6 days ago
#TELL ME THAT TV DOESN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING #OMFG #THIS WAS ON THE 30 DAYS SHOW I'M OBESSED WITH AND #OMG #PROBABLY THE BEST LIFE ADVICES I'VE EVER SEEN #*ADVICE #personal 

HI. MY NAME IS MIA AND I CRY WHENEVER I SEE SMALL CHILDREN.

@1 week ago
#god damn #they are cutest #and i want my own babiesssssssss #personal 

a feminist rant i don’t want to post on facebook

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@1 week ago with 1 note
#personal 

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@1 week ago
#just getting my thoughts lined up #personal 

If you play roller derby, grab on me when we are not playing, wink at me, and make a point to tell me you’re single during an irrelevant conversation, I’M GOING TO FUCKING THINK YOU’RE A LESBIAN AND GET ALL MY HOPES UP.

13 hours ago
#but she is straight #but seriously #don't #stop that #i'm clearly gay #clearly. #don't fucking flirt with me if you're into dudes. #i'm frustrated #personal 
1 day ago
#for future reference #personal 
2 days ago
#cabin in the woods? #really? #personal 

I was at the grocery store, and I saw the girl who I had the BIGGEST crush on my freshman year of high school.

I saw her and immediately put my head down and B-lined it in the opposite direction.

There’s a .000001% chance she would even remember me (considering it was 7 years ago), but I still got these fucking butterflies in my stomach.

2 days ago
#her eyes are incredible #holy fuck #and her smile #oh my god #and she was actually really funny #i'm in love aren't i? #personal 
Apparently my dog thinks my booty makes an excellent pillow.
3 days ago
#personal 

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3 days ago
#personal 

This morning I woke up but my arm was asleep and in my attempt to wake it up, I lifted it up and it fell on my face.

4 days ago
#personal 
4 Immutable Laws

1. Whoever shows up are exactly the right people.

2. Whenever it begins is always the right time.

3. What ever we co-create here together is the only thing that can possible happen.

4. When it’s over, it’s over.

6 days ago
#TELL ME THAT TV DOESN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING #OMFG #THIS WAS ON THE 30 DAYS SHOW I'M OBESSED WITH AND #OMG #PROBABLY THE BEST LIFE ADVICES I'VE EVER SEEN #*ADVICE #personal 
Some of my derby team and Ronald.
P.S. please, please, please check out this organization, Girls on the Run.
1 week ago
#we're on a first name basis with Ronald now #personal 
HI. MY NAME IS MIA AND I CRY WHENEVER I SEE SMALL CHILDREN.
1 week ago
#god damn #they are cutest #and i want my own babiesssssssss #personal 

There’s a TV show on Netflix called 30 Days and it is seriously one of my favorite shows ever.

It’s a reality show (which I usually can’t handle because I get stressed out watching them) in which they take an individual and have them live with someone for 30 days with a completely different point of view (ex. they placed a Christian man and had him live with Muslims).  

It is truly incredible.  I think people are just ignorant to other lifestyles and instantly see their ways as wrong.  But when they are exposed to it for 30 days, like these folks, you see it differently.  

It’s really good and I’d suggest you watch it if you get a chance.

1 week ago
#personal 
a feminist rant i don’t want to post on facebook

Read More

1 week ago
#personal 

My derby team is in the process of creating our website, and I have to fill out a questionnaire, and oMG I HATE DOING THESE THINGS.

1 week ago
#one of the questions is #what is your favorite type of music #fuck you #how does one describe their favorite type of music #it's impossible #personal 

Read More

1 week ago
#just getting my thoughts lined up #personal 

Damnit, Illinois.  Just past the fucking marriage equality bill, already.

1 week ago
#i'm feeling so emotional #i know i'm going to burst into tears the day i read that i can get married to my future boo #i was reading stuff about it and was getting teary eyed just thinking about it #it still blows my mind that i cannot get married #like if i went there with my boo they would actually deny us #hurry up illinois #personal