"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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my computer describes my life better than anyone

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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I was at the grocery store, and I saw the girl who I had the BIGGEST crush on my freshman year of high school.

I saw her and immediately put my head down and B-lined it in the opposite direction.

There’s a .000001% chance she would even remember me (considering it was 7 years ago), but I still got these fucking butterflies in my stomach.